Triple-Atomic wings at Quaker Steak and Lube

So after totally embarrassing the Blazin' Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings several months ago, I decided to take on the Atomic Challenge at Quaker Steak and Lube in Pittsburgh. It sounded simple compared to the Blazin' Challenge. You only have to eat six wings, with no time limit or drink restrictions (not that I would need a drink anyways). When I showed up, I was surprised to find that they had a new hottest sauce; the Triple-Atomic. Made with the world's current hottest pepper, these wings supposedly reach 500,000 on the Scoville Scale. I'm not one to back down from a challenge, however unexpected. So, I signed the waiver and ordered up six of the new wings. While they were hotter than the Blazin' wings, I had no trouble devouring them all in a mere minute and a half:

(sorry about the video was a bit too dark inside for the crappy phone camera)


"crappy phone camera"? You

"crappy phone camera"? You watch your tongue, sir. I will not have you insulting my Droid or its camera. (Guess which phone camera we didn't even attempt to use...oh, that's right...the Iphone.)

Maybe we should use the

Maybe we should use the iPhone camera next time :)